If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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