Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I got inside last night via doggy door
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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