This is not my ceiling
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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