thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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