Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Vodka?
Forever.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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