just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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