i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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