So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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