1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
We have so much sex to catch up on
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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