What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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