If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just want nice things and good sex
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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