I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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