Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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