You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Randomize
