How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
ok first of all what the fuck
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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