The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
