I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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