No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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