Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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