just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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