She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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