I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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