i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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