Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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