i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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