dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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