That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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