That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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