There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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