dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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