Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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