dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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