I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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