Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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