Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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