I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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