Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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