I must be too annoying 4 u.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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