i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
How does it feel to date your dad?
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