I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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