its not stalking. its research.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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