What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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