i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
