and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
