I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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