I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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