y did u give ur computer a hand job?
look no pants
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
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When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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