He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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