when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
do nipples grow back?
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