U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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