Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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