All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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