I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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