I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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