Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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